Opera-Laa

Hey dear followers !

This week has been crazy... I was expecting to have a totally basic week, looking for a new job and hanging out with my teletubbies friends, but this horrible thing happened... The earthquake in Chile, a so beautiful country. And me who was thinking about going in South America next week with the Spring break student, I think I'm going to change my mind ! Anyways, Dispy, Tinky Winky and Poo wanted to do something, use our ex-notoriety for those poors chilians so we started to brainstorm like Procter & Gamble CEOs (Rest in peace Robert) !

We made this conference as the Apollo theater. A photographer (actually the only one) fell asleep... I then saw my friends doing more or less respectable things to help. But you know how I am, I wanted to find something special, I wanted to impress... While Dipsy was selling his pride for a Big Mac Maxi menu with barbecue sauce (He probably didn't tell you, but he actually accepted the offer ! Don't judge him, the barbecue sauce was such a huge argument...), I decided to do what I love the most. And I posted a little opéra air on Youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyPUQE6RxEU Do you like it? Be honnest.

I already collected 15$ with my mixtape sales but also received some bad comments.

I think I just have to accept it. And after all, artists are always misunderstood at the beginning of their career right ?

Take care Chile.

Laa Laa

Po Does Broadway!

Whew! Wee! I sure am exhausted from all the crazy stuff that happened this week. From the earthquake in Chile, to the rollout of my new pooh formula; I have really been burning the candle. I decided that I was going to join Dipsy and Tinky Winky in their effort to raise money for the earthquake victims. I figured since I am regular again and everything is flowing as normal , I can break free from this bathroom and do something for a good cause.

I thought I could showoff my dancing skills to the boys and girls and maybe earn some money for charity to boot. I'm also planning to give $1.00 scooter riding lessons to all my fans who come out to the fundraiser. I'm thinking about giving away a free Po endorsed scooter to the winner of my own scooter riding contest. I also got together with Tinky Winky, Dipsy, and Laa Laa for a charity press conference at the Apollo theater.


In addition to the our press conference at the Apollo. I thought it would be nice to make a broadway appearance to make our efforts known to the world. Only thing some dumb ass groupie from behind the curtain started throwing tomatoes at me because I refused to give him an autograph earlier. That's it I said. I'm tired of this abuse. Let's get off this stage and make some real money.


So I quickly left the broadway appearance and sponsored a scooter race. Only thing, some idiot took it upon himself to mess up my race by crashing into all the other participants in the race. I think we may have raised a significant amount of money, but it all may go to hospital bills before we are done. Anyway, the campaign to raise any real money was a wash. Hopefully, the world will appreciate our charitable spirit, and give the teletubbies another chance at stardom!



$12.23 + French Fries OBO

Dipsy DancingHey there everyone!

So with the terrible earthquake that occurred down in Chile this week, the rest of the Teletubbies and I all decided to do our part in helping out. You all may not know this, but the Teletubbies are big into charity work. Back in my heyday, when the show was at its peak, I would go out with ugly chicks and fat chicks all the time. I'm talking like 2 or 3 times a week. If that's not charity, well then I don't know what is. And I mean I've got some extra time on my hands these days. What with not having a hit PBS television show anymore... or any job really... or a wife... or friends... or a life.

I don't really do international travel anymore. Not after the amount of time I've spent with TSA agents' hands in places I didn't know I had. Random inspections my ass. I can't walk within 10 feet of an airport without being strip searched. I look like a 250-pound green infant... is that really a threat? Anyway, since I couldn't get down to Chile to help, I figured I would stick around here and raise money for the cause. And what's the best way to raise money for charity? Selling yourself for dates on Craigslist... obviously.

So I put up a listing. It read, "$250 for the night of your life with Dipsy." How could that go wrong? Let me tell you how that could go wrong. After 4 days I've had 3 people contact me thinking I was prostitute, one person wondering if I was renting out some sort of sex toy, and one real offer.... from a guy... for $12.23 and a large order of McDonald's french fries. Temping as this may sound, I did not accept yet.

Looks like it's back to the drawing board.

Sorry Chile - I tried.

Holy Cow! Thanks El Nino.

Tinky Winky gets down at a gay club in TokyoWow it's been such a week. Being a fugitive is tough work. Right when I met up with everyone back at the spaceship, I heard something fantastic on the news.

While I was pacing back and forth, wiping Robert McDonald's blood off my face, I heard on the news about an earthquake in Chile.

I hope the children are safe. I like playing with children

Anyway, I had a great Idea when the newscaster mentioned anticipated tsunamis in Japan!

So... I high-tailed on my private spaceship and got to Japan within 3 minutes. The other guys? I was too much in a rush to worry what they were doing this week... I had to get out of the USA. Anyways, I figured It would be a good Idea so that i could protect the little boys and girls, since my Tele - Tummy is also a subatomic particle converter! I was going to transform all the little boys and girls into subatomic particles, and consume them. Through my Tele - Tummy. I was going to save them, get in the front paper on all the news headlines and become famous once again!

My projections about the new fame would help me get another Television Show.

Anyways.... the tsunami never hit Japan, so I ended up getting high in one of their opium dens. I can't really remember what happened after that... I do remember running into this guy with a really strong penis.

Bag Bag Bag Hee - Hee. I lost my red bag throughout the night. I have plenty of them Prada makes them specifically for me, and I have hundreds.

I woke up with some pains in my rectum, and some new photos in my iPhone. It was strange. That's the last time I'm murdering a CEO, running to Japan in hopes of saving my playmates without being sure they're endangered!

El Nino, Thank's A Lot.