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LOS ANGELES !

I'm so excited ! I've just came back from Los Angeles with Dipsy it was amazing. We have met this producer who was talking about a TV show concept. I don't know if I'll do it. Of course, it could be a great opportunity but I still don't know...
Anyway, I'll tell you more about it tomorrow !

Po Developes Cure For Diarrhea

Hi my loyal fans! I had the wildest week in New York City. I met up with Tinky Winky on Wall Street in an attempt to get funding for our new line of toilet paper. Thats right. Our own line to toilet paper. Just imagine, cute little me on the roll with every wipe! This could be our comeback! Anyway, we were unable to raise one dime toward our toilet paper idea. Thank goodness I have a backup plan!

I have developed what will be the best remedy for diarrhea that the world has ever seen. Since Tinky Winky and I split up, I have been working on a remedy that will put an end to this dreadful pooh problem of mine for good. I call it " Po's cure for Pooh." Catchy name huh? I new you'd be excited. When I get back to LA with the other Teletubbies, well have to work on a good marketing plan for my pooh cure.

Eh ooh! I was supposed to meet Tinky Winky at the airport at 12:00 o'clock. Has anyone seen my scooter? Riding my scooter full speed through Times Square, I was suddenly jumped by a homeless man who took my experimental bottle of pooh formula. The man thought it was a bottle of wine and drank the whole thing. The homeless man started to vomit profusely. suddenly I realized that not only did I discover the best cure for diarrhea, I also found a cure for poison ingestion. Wow! $$$. I have got to find Tinky Winky and tell him the good news.

Finally I arrived at the airport and met with Tinky Winky. Tinky was pacing back and forth like something was terribly wrong. I've never seen him act so strange. He was pale, cool, sweaty, and had a rapid heartrate. I was about 1 second away from calling the pararmedics. What's the matter I asked Tinky? Tinky said that he just wacked the renown CEO for Proctor and Gamble and that the police were looking for him.

Eh ooh! We'll all be on Teletubby row before we can ever make our comeback. Frightened by everthing that happened, Tinky Winky and I quickly boarded the plane and headed back to LA to meet with Dipsy and Laa-Laa. Teletubbies reunite!

Going Back to Cali...

While Po and Tinky Winky were out in New York this week, Laa-Laa and I headed out to Los Angeles to meet with a couple executives at NBC to talk about this reality television show idea. Something about us living in a place together on the Jersey shore. I'm not sure, I can't say I'm all too thrilled about the idea, but if it will get me back in the public eye I guess I'm on board.

Anyway, the meeting was terrible. The damn television screen on my stomach kept turning on while we were talking (it happens when I'm nervous). Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is? I'm trying to talk target demographics while everyone in the room is watching Burn Notice on my stomach. It's like trying to hide a boner in sweat pants. Well, sort of like that.

So Laa-Laa and I tried to make the best of the trip. We did some sight-seeing, hit a few night clubs, anything you'd expect from a couple of washed up PBS stars.

I got together with Lady Gaga for dinner one night (she's a huge slut fan). She was wearing an outfit that looked like a unitard made entirely of duct tape, pipe cleaners, and facial hair. I love going out with her - it is the only time people look at me like I'm the normal one.

I guess this week wasn't too bad. Still no word from Justin Timberlake on the collaboration. WHAT'S UP JT?? Don't miss out on this! You'll regret it!

Weird. I just got a text from Tinky Winky. It says, "OMG. Did something bad!! If anyone asks, I was in LA with U this week!!!11! SRSLY!!!" Oh, I can't wait to hear this.

Tinky Winky Kills CEO of Procter and Gamble

What a week! I went with Po to New York and visit Wall Street, in hopes that we would find somebody to invest their hard earned cash in us! With Laa - Laa's child support, Po's Pooh problem, and Dipsy's funding for his music career, we need all the publicity we can get!

Po and I had a great idea! We figured we can get super famous by having our own brand of toilet paper! Anyways, we split up, and I bumped into Robert McDonald, the CEO of Procter and Gamble. He thought it was a wonderful idea, so he brought me into his office.

Little did I know, he had rather unhealthy projections himself! He threatened to take my skin, hunt down Po, Dipsy, and Laa - Laa, and butcher us all since we're so soft and cuddly. It turns out our fluffiness is not only soft and cuddly but also rather absorbent! Unfortunately, we'd make great 'quicker picker-uppers.'

When men in white suits showed up at his office, I got really scared, pulled out my 9 mm and busted a cap in his ass! I wasn't ready to be scalped like an Indian. I have morals!

I high-tailed out of there, meeting Po at the airport. Things were weird on the plane ride home. This child kept asking why my antennae was triangular. I told him it promotes unity in me, boys, and girls. It's three sided. He giggled and said that's gay. Then he asked about the blood on my face. I told him my purse was scratched and i tried touching it up with nail polish. I was really happy to play with him. But seriously guys, I'm not gay.