Teletubbies: Bloggers? Yes. Gay? No.

The Teletubbies' Sun God. 

The Teletubbies had a good run in children's television stardom. From 1997 until 2001, there wasn't a playground in the country that wasn't buzzing about the latest episode. Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po were on top of the world. But all good things must come to an end. And when Teletubbies fall, they fall hard. I mean seriously, Tinky Winky just kicked his heroin addiction. He was a junky. Yeah. It got that bad.

Anyway, it's been a rocky road since the days of prancing around the green hills of Teletubbyland. They've been called gay, they've been blamed for sending children into epileptic fits, they've been called gay a little more, Christians boycotted them, someone called them gay again, you see where this is going.

But they're back and they're ready to reclaim the spotlight. And they want you to come along as they try to make it happen. The Teletubbies may have been kicked off the airwaves, but they'll never be kicked out of your hearts. These are the secret lives of Teletubbies.

And for the last damn time - none of them are gay. Not even Tinky Winky. I mean, not that there would be anything wrong with that. He's just not. But it would be completely fine if he was. He just isn't.