Back in the business !

Hey !

I'm Laa-Laa. The yellow one. Yes, the girl. The only girl, playing with her orange ball, dancing, singing, you remember? All those happy year, I have been the only feminine touch, have been loved by little girls and have made fall in love a lot of little boys (You can't imagine the drawings and poems I received !)

But the show stopped and I moved to Paris (Nobody knows it but I'm actually French!). Yes, all thos years, I've been living there, got married, got divorced and ended up working in Pigalle. It wasn't that bad after all.

Anyway! I'm now about to start a new life, here in the USA ! Hoping for the best but expecting the worse !

Oh by the way, I'm now living with the others TBies ! I heard some gloomy things about some of them, I hope they've been doing good all those years. Especially Him*... All those years, I didn't stop thinking about him, his strong deep voice, his tenebrous dark look... And now we are going to live together !

I will tell you how it is going and I hope you will be able to help me, I might ask for some advices later !

Laa-Laa

Don't Call It A Comeback.

So, here we are. All four Teletubbies in one place again. I have to admit, I never thought that it would happen. Four years spent running around rolling hills of AstroTurf, speaking in baby talk and holding hands. Do you know what that does to someone? I could wallpaper my house with the therapy bills. I swore to myself that I would never talk to them again. But, my therapist agent tells me this is a good idea, so I guess I'll give it a shot.

It's been nine years since the last episode aired. I can't believe that much time has passed, but a lot has happened. I got married. My wife realized she married a fuzzy green has-been. I got divorced. I did a few speaking events, but the only people who showed up were stoners, evangelical protestors, and 'that one guy' who just has to know if Tinky Winky was gay. I tried my luck in the job market, but apparently having a large green phallus on the top of your head makes you virtually unhireable.

So now I'm going back to the spotlight. Let's face it, I was made for show business. It's what I know best. I've had my agent line up some auditions for me over the upcoming weeks and I'll be letting you know how they go. Also, I'm trying to get my music career off the ground. That's my true passion. I'm thinking about doing a collaboration record with Justin Timberlake. It will be called "Jipsy" or maybe "Timbertubby". Alright, the name needs work, don't worry about that.

There's big things on the horizon.... please, God?

-Dipsy

Wow it has been forever!


Hello, I'm Tinky Winky. You remember me. That cute fuzzy purple man with a purse! It's been a long time since my boys and girls saw me on television. As it turns out, I have something to say. It's important news.

I'll get to that later.

Anyways, since my roommates and I were kicked off the air, I started shooting heroin and drinking a lot of Jack Daniels. Life became rough, living behind dumpsters and holding up Krispy Kreme delivery boys for doughnuts! Well, I'm out of rehab and it's been six weeks! So I want to tell all my followers I am sorry for the self defamation I did, because I know how much you all looked up to me while I was on T.V. How old are you now? You must be around 17! I'd love to hear how you're all doing in school! Right now I'm washing dishes at a local Chuck - E - Cheese's. It's too bad they won't let me go on stage; those were my aspirations when I started working here.

Pooh Gets The Best Of Po

Hey boys and girls. I finally have time to write to you after a very unfortunate incident that happened to me this week. You see, I've come down with the worse case of diarrhea of my life after eating at a local mexican restaurant. I feel as if I have been hit by a mack truck all because of a mere chimichanga.

My plans were to spend the rest of the week riding my bike burning off this excess teletummy. Now, Im held prisoner to this dag-gone toilet that keeps calling my name every five minutes. My name has gone from Po to Pooooooh! If any of my fans have the slightest incling to visit me, Please! Please! Bring some kaopectate!