Blarney Blast in Dublin!

Hey fans its me again, Po. I just got back from a true Blarney blast in Dublin Ireland. I attempted to get myself out in public to see if I could drum up some international support for the Teletubbies. I participated in the Dublin parade which was for charity. The only problem I had is some group of teenagers took offense to my red color and started shooting me with green paint balls. What a way to show their appreciation!

After being riddled with green paint balls, I thought it was time to leave the parade scene and find the festivities. I sudden stumbled upon a street which was holding what appeared to be the ultimate Irish festival. People were holding beer mugs filled with green beer. I later found out that it was the Dublin St. Patricks day celebration 2010. Just when everything was going well, Some stupid leprechaun kept following me around claiming that I stole his four leaf clover. I had to pour the balance of my green beer over his head to get rid of him. People were also naked in the street with green body paintings. Blarney would have been proud!

Feeling a bit famished due to all the green beer consumption, I wandered into a restaurant called Bennigan's of Dublin. I walked in and some Irish guy said " Top of the morning to ya." Only thing it was 2:00pm in the afternoon. All the food at this Bennigans was green. Green monte cristo's, green burger, fries; even the potato skins were green. I think my insides will be green before its all done.

I had a great time in Dublin but its time to get back home to the other Teletubbies. I been so enebriated with that green liquid that I almost forgot about our comeback tour. To make things worse, my pooh problem is back, and this time its green. Look what i did in the woods. I thought Dublin would bring me luck, but all I came away with is the greenies. Is this what you call the luck of the Irish?

St Beer's day

Hey, it's Laa Laa again !

Today, I'd like to talk about St Patrick. St Patrick's day. The only thing I knew was pretty much what is on this picture... Anyway, everybody was talking about it so I wanted to do something special for this famous St-Patrick's day ! My other teletubbies friends already had plans, so I accepted the offer of a guy to go for a drink. But first, I wanted to know what this day was about, so I asked my dear friend wikipedia :
Ok, so it is an irish feast day also celebrated in the USA. Let's go to an Irish bar then yeah ! As a french person, I was quite happy to go back in my old loved Europe for a night. But what I saw yesterday night was everything except European.
Let's rephrase it : St Patrick's day is in fact a day when every american can wear green and go drink beer on a wednesday night. I met at least 6 guys who -they said- had irish origins (one of those even swore me that 50% of the americans actually had irish origins !)
I still don't know why I danced yesterday, but I know that I loved it !

Kiss Me, I'm Pretending I'm Irish

Dipsy on his 8th green beer.Dipsy here. Coming to you live from the bathroom floor. Hungover... again. Listen, it's not my fault. Life just keeps handing me excuses to get polluted. First it was Spring Break, then it was a Monday (that's still an excuse to drink right?), then St. Patrick's Day.

You want to know what happens to a little green Teletubby after a night full of green beer, Irish whiskey, Irish car bombs, and midgets dressed like leprechauns? The same exact thing that happens to everyone else... I ate some Taco Bell, I may or may not have slept with a "little person", and I spent the last 8 and a half hours puking up a hideous mix of 7 layer burrito and green booze.

I think I was supposed to meet with my agent today about some auditions for commercials or something. Oh well - looks like Dipsy won't be the new posterchild for adult diapers or some new herpes medication or something. Hey, maybe if I keep up all this drinking and self destructive behavior I can get on one of those celebrity rehab shows. Whatever it takes to get back on TV.

Well I've got a toilet bowl and some Pedialyte screamin' my name. Remember today's lesson kids: if you can't get on television for the right reasons, drink a lot and get on for the wrong reasons.... oh and the 7 layer burrito is never as good of an idea as you think it is.

Get Your Green On!

Tinky Winky on St. Patrick's Day
Well, thank God my ex-girlfriend has connections! She was able to frame this guy for me.

I don't know who he is, but at the least I can get out of this place and move on!

I made It back to the Homeland Tuesday, just in time to plan for St. Patrick's Day. I wanted to parade with some super hero competitors.

I was able to find a parade in Kentucky. Boy did it blow up my publicity! I was able to parade around and get my Green on! Literally! The turnout was good, and this gentleman named Cleatus said he might have some work on television for me to do. Heck Yea!
I was so excited! I bag danced all the way home!