What a week! I went with Po to New York and visit Wall Street, in hopes that we would find somebody to invest their hard earned cash in us! With Laa - Laa's child support, Po's Pooh problem, and Dipsy's funding for his music career, we need all the publicity we can get!
Po and I had a great idea! We figured we can get super famous by having our own brand of toilet paper! Anyways, we split up, and I bumped into Robert McDonald, the CEO of Procter and Gamble. He thought it was a wonderful idea, so he brought me into his office.
Little did I know, he had rather unhealthy projections himself! He threatened to take my skin, hunt down Po, Dipsy, and Laa - Laa, and butcher us all since we're so soft and cuddly. It turns out our fluffiness is not only soft and cuddly but also rather absorbent! Unfortunately, we'd make great 'quicker picker-uppers.'
When men in white suits showed up at his office, I got really scared, pulled out my 9 mm and busted a cap in his ass! I wasn't ready to be scalped like an Indian. I have morals!
I high-tailed out of there, meeting Po at the airport. Things were weird on the plane ride home. This child kept asking why my antennae was triangular. I told him it promotes unity in me, boys, and girls. It's three sided. He giggled and said that's gay. Then he asked about the blood on my face. I told him my purse was scratched and i tried touching it up with nail polish. I was really happy to play with him. But seriously guys, I'm not gay.
2 comments:
wait ...you say tinky winkys isnt gay...what about that time him and po...well ya know...well actually i guess that only makes him bi-sexual..so yes your right hes not gay..hes bi...but hes a junkie so he probably has aids or gonnaciphiliphilus...yea id sure like to play with his antenna! how about dinner and a movie sometime?
Who says I'm gay? Allegations are allegations. That means its alleged that I'm gay. But I'm not. Like it matters anyway.... psh!!!! Dinner and a movie? You're not gay are you? I mean, if you were a girl you Couldnt be gay, unless YOU were bi! Then yeah I'll pick you up at six. But, if you were a guy, then you're obviously gay! Well, that's okay I can accept you for who you are but i can't pick you up at six. I mean, I'm not gay. That would mean you're gay. I don't even know who you are! Oooh Laa Laa I'm confused.
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