Po Developes Cure For Diarrhea

Hi my loyal fans! I had the wildest week in New York City. I met up with Tinky Winky on Wall Street in an attempt to get funding for our new line of toilet paper. Thats right. Our own line to toilet paper. Just imagine, cute little me on the roll with every wipe! This could be our comeback! Anyway, we were unable to raise one dime toward our toilet paper idea. Thank goodness I have a backup plan!

I have developed what will be the best remedy for diarrhea that the world has ever seen. Since Tinky Winky and I split up, I have been working on a remedy that will put an end to this dreadful pooh problem of mine for good. I call it " Po's cure for Pooh." Catchy name huh? I new you'd be excited. When I get back to LA with the other Teletubbies, well have to work on a good marketing plan for my pooh cure.

Eh ooh! I was supposed to meet Tinky Winky at the airport at 12:00 o'clock. Has anyone seen my scooter? Riding my scooter full speed through Times Square, I was suddenly jumped by a homeless man who took my experimental bottle of pooh formula. The man thought it was a bottle of wine and drank the whole thing. The homeless man started to vomit profusely. suddenly I realized that not only did I discover the best cure for diarrhea, I also found a cure for poison ingestion. Wow! $$$. I have got to find Tinky Winky and tell him the good news.

Finally I arrived at the airport and met with Tinky Winky. Tinky was pacing back and forth like something was terribly wrong. I've never seen him act so strange. He was pale, cool, sweaty, and had a rapid heartrate. I was about 1 second away from calling the pararmedics. What's the matter I asked Tinky? Tinky said that he just wacked the renown CEO for Proctor and Gamble and that the police were looking for him.

Eh ooh! We'll all be on Teletubby row before we can ever make our comeback. Frightened by everthing that happened, Tinky Winky and I quickly boarded the plane and headed back to LA to meet with Dipsy and Laa-Laa. Teletubbies reunite!