Going Back to Cali...

While Po and Tinky Winky were out in New York this week, Laa-Laa and I headed out to Los Angeles to meet with a couple executives at NBC to talk about this reality television show idea. Something about us living in a place together on the Jersey shore. I'm not sure, I can't say I'm all too thrilled about the idea, but if it will get me back in the public eye I guess I'm on board.

Anyway, the meeting was terrible. The damn television screen on my stomach kept turning on while we were talking (it happens when I'm nervous). Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is? I'm trying to talk target demographics while everyone in the room is watching Burn Notice on my stomach. It's like trying to hide a boner in sweat pants. Well, sort of like that.

So Laa-Laa and I tried to make the best of the trip. We did some sight-seeing, hit a few night clubs, anything you'd expect from a couple of washed up PBS stars.

I got together with Lady Gaga for dinner one night (she's a huge slut fan). She was wearing an outfit that looked like a unitard made entirely of duct tape, pipe cleaners, and facial hair. I love going out with her - it is the only time people look at me like I'm the normal one.

I guess this week wasn't too bad. Still no word from Justin Timberlake on the collaboration. WHAT'S UP JT?? Don't miss out on this! You'll regret it!

Weird. I just got a text from Tinky Winky. It says, "OMG. Did something bad!! If anyone asks, I was in LA with U this week!!!11! SRSLY!!!" Oh, I can't wait to hear this.