
You want to know what happens to a little green Teletubby after a night full of green beer, Irish whiskey, Irish car bombs, and midgets dressed like leprechauns? The same exact thing that happens to everyone else... I ate some Taco Bell, I may or may not have slept with a "little person", and I spent the last 8 and a half hours puking up a hideous mix of 7 layer burrito and green booze.
I think I was supposed to meet with my agent today about some auditions for commercials or something. Oh well - looks like Dipsy won't be the new posterchild for adult diapers or some new herpes medication or something. Hey, maybe if I keep up all this drinking and self destructive behavior I can get on one of those celebrity rehab shows. Whatever it takes to get back on TV.
Well I've got a toilet bowl and some Pedialyte screamin' my name. Remember today's lesson kids: if you can't get on television for the right reasons, drink a lot and get on for the wrong reasons.... oh and the 7 layer burrito is never as good of an idea as you think it is.
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